PSP? SONY? WHAAA?

so short fat stupid kid walks in with mother. the kids walks up to the counter.
he holds up the sad remains of a psp charger. wires hanging out, covered in grime, just plain nasty.
"this wont charge my psp"

"I can see why."

"do you have an extra charger?"

i search the store, but we are sold out.
"looks like we are sold out at the moment"

"do you know who would have them?"

"i'd check Sony's website, or some of the local retailers around here."

"um.....ok....who is sony?"

"the people who make the psp."

now for some reason he gets defensive with me
"no they don't! psp makes psp."

"um no, Sony make the psp"

he gets a little burst of fury for some reason.
"no they DON'T!"

"yes they do, thats why whenever you turn on the psp it says sony computer entertainment, and it also says Sony on the actual unit."

"no it DOESN'T!"

luckily i had a psp right next to me because i had just shown it to a customer. i pull it up, turning it on i point to the sony logo on the psp, and then a few seconds later showed him the intro screen in which it clearly said Sony.

the kids face went from angry to stupified. the kids mom decided to chime in at this point.

"thats not what his friend told him!"

"well, sorry about that, but he was incorrect, the psp is and has always been made by Sony."

the mom gave the kid a nasty look and they left the store without a word. kinda strange, but that kid deserves every bit of punishment he get for disagreeing with me!

I KNOW ALL!1!11!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!11!!111!

-Andi