The day after the Super Smash Bros. launch, and you'd think that the people would be more moronic than usual, but today's story is short, sweet, and involves a moron that ventures into the store daily.
The Stinky (name given for obvious reasons) walks into the store, and immediately approaches the counter. "What do you want to try out...?" I say, knowing full well what he wants, what he always wants, and what he seems to want without fail every freakin time he enters the store.
"Yu-Gi-Oh, on the DS" (Remember, this kid's like 20)
"Fine, here ya go" And the Stinky collapsed on one of our LoveSacs.
3 Hours later...
Without any apparent warning, the Stinky jumped up from his perch, started writing frantically on his DS touch-screen, and out of nowhere at the top of his lungs yells: "B****!!!!!". Still apparently furious over whatever the heck happened, he storms up to the counter, says "Here... you...go...", and breaks for the door.
Andi and I just stared in wonder at this poor soul, knowing that somehow, somewhere, the kid was normal, in some way...please...anytime...
But Andi works tommorow, and for now, he will have to deal with him - sucker.
-Brady
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