are those gamecube wires?

so these kids + mom come in. they always come in to trade in the last system they bought from us. and they are always in 10x worse condition than we sold it to them. so anyways, today they want a gamecube and some games. all goes smoothly till they make their way to the register to pay for it.
*note: matt is the manager*

kid: "does the system come with the wires?"
matt: "yeah, all our sytems come with the wires and one controller"
kid: "So...Where are all the cords and the controllers?"
matt: "Right here man!"
kid: "So which ones are mine?"
matt: "Dude, your cords are right here, they're yours."
kid: "Are those gamecube wires?"
matt: "Yea man!"
kid: "and is that a gamecube controller?"
matt: "yeah!"
(akward silence)
kid: "...does the system come with the wires?"
matt: "Um...yea dude-"
etc...

So instead of typing this more then needed, just take that conversation, open notepad real quick, and copy and paste it about 4 times, and the extent of the conversation has now been realized.

PITY ME!!

-Andi